![]() Will ask them "Are you clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?" Carries people on his back: They often need to grip firmly onto his butt cheeks so they don't fall off Tends to fly everywhere backwards (Or backwards while slightly tilted or even upside down) Can take off with enough force to destroy an entire fortress Can fly by launching himself out of a toaster, by using flatulence, or taking off with a powerful leap Can dodge all kinds of fast projectiles from Waffle Woman (which were fast enough to destroy far away parts of the world in seconds) If he's carrying anyone when going at "warp speed" they will burn down to a pile of ashes Can go at "Warp speed" to the point where he catches on fire Can fly fast enough to rescue people who are plummeting to their deaths at break neck speeds While his speed on foot is unknown (He never runs, he flies) in the air, he's fast enough to fly to different parts of the world in a short amount of time Was unfazed by his intestines popping out of his stomach and simply rolled them back up His attacks are also powerful enough to sink England or blow off chunks of the planet, so he can most likely take the same damage himself Was able to hold his own against Waffle Woman, who's attacks could destroy entire cities and large chunks of the planet Tanked getting a lightening bolt-esq electrocution by a broken circuit Was covered in flames after going at "warp speed" and didn't seem bothered Got up after receiving multiple hits from Spider-Man (Who is strong enough to knock a T-Rex out in one hit and ounce lifted 50 tons) and was seemingly unharmed afterwards Kept destroying chunks of the planet during his fight with Waffle woman, leaving the entire earth nothing but pieces floating in space Implied that his single handedly sank the Titanic Can lift a giant waffle iron and easily crush/bend it with his super strength Can easily smash through brick walls with a single punch Marvel, Iron First, the Thing, Venom, The Rhino, Ect) Strong enough to take Spider-Man down with a single punch (Spider-Man can get back up after being hit by Ms. Once teamed up with three other toast themed super heroes to fight an evil toaster that who could drain them of their power Saved Spider-Man from Dough-Naught (and then took Spider-Man out with a single punch) Defeated Waffle Woman and rescued "Little Johnny" (Though he destroyed most of the planet earth in the process) Once sank the Titanic just to save a penguin After the president got his private parts caught in his own zipper and incapacitated, Powdered Toastman took over as president (And burnt the constitution and bill of rights when the oval office got too chilly) Has been doing so even since he was a teenager Has also thwarted various super villains ![]() Has rescued Ren and Stimpy from falling to their deaths on several occasions Often rescues people on a daily basis (though he tends to cause a ton of collateral damage in the process) Goes around replenishing people's supply of powdered toast when they run out Became the mascot for Powdered Toast, a product that ended up making billions and taking the world by storm Likes: Powdered Toast, Mayo, Saving the day, when kids buy his merchandise, Bowling, his lovely assistant "Catholic High School Girl", The Weezi-Bake Oven Girl Occupation: Spokes Person for "Powdered Toast", Cool youth deacon, Government Clerk, President of the United States of America, Chorus BoyĪffiliation: Powdered Toast INT'L, Powdered Toast kids club, Glee Club Chorus Powdered Toastman AKA: Pastor Toastman, Powdered Toast Boy, PTMįirst Appearance: The Ren and Stimpy Show Season 01 episode 2: Robin Hoek/Nurse Stimpy (Commercial/intermission) ![]() If you wish to use this bio, go ahead just be aware of all of this. Forgive me if the bio appears incomplete as a result, but I can't bring myself to finish it since it would seem like it would be in bad taste. I do not support him or what he did, and I will NOT be updating this bio. I do not at all advocate his actions and what he did was deplorable and disgusting. Disclaimer: Please be aware that this bio was made long before the truth about Ren and Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi was revealed/exposed.
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